Remember the U.S. Military ray gun that makes people feel like they're on fire, well 60 Minutes sent out a reporter to see if he could take the heat. Standing in plain view of the ray gun made his body feel like "scolding water", so David Martin attempted to hide behind a piece of plywood and later a mattress with little success. Some claim they can only take the heat ray 4 - 5 seconds, so when David tried it we think he only made it 2 seconds, even if he did say, "ONE ONE THOUSAND TWO ONE THOUSAND THREE ONEEEAAHHHHRRHHR" [CBS via TechEBlog] ...